Make Cannabutter with Samuel L. Jackson

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the acronym “AVB” used in this Samuel L. Jackson cannabutter recipe, it stands for “already vaped bud.” Be sure to read it aloud in your best Samuel L. voice.

If you’ve got a slow cooker, follow the same procedure but allow it to cook for as long as you can be bothered (I normally do it overnight). You really get a ridiculous bang for your bud this way. Prepare for quite a smelly house though.

Pretty good stuff except Samuel L. Jackson says that the shit separates because “oil is thicker than water, the water will separate from the motherfucking water and gather on the motherfucking surface.” This is fucking wrong. They separate because of hydrofuckingphobicity. Learn the motherfucking chemistry. That being said, the butter rises to the top because of motherfucking “thickness” (density). Motherfucking Royale with Butter.

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